Basically..

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I cry watching The Rookie

Every single fucking time. Every time.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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beatfor:

Mcyolo (Taken with instagram)

What McD’s has waffle fries?!?!?! MAGIC

Anonymous asked:
what if ur fiance isnt as good as ur last?

Well that’s .. uh…

Really? Would you rather date someone whom respects you, loves you for everything you are and not be that great in the sack. OR date a porn star with shallow morals and nothing in common?

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the-arena-is-a-clock:

Doctor: What’s your first name?
Midshipman: Alonso
Doctor: You’re kidding me, right?
Midshipman: Why?
Doctor: That’s something else I’ve always wanted to say.
ALLONS-Y, ALONSO!

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All black duds. Vans, shorts, black tee, and LBG track jacket. Nothing better

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I have a nice blue bite mark on my arm.

It’s sore, I hate you.

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Tickling

Like being raped, but you’re forced to laugh.

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Cause I need you to stay here with me, to stay here with me. I don’t want you to leave.

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